"You look like a chaplain. It's in your face."
"I don't mean to offend you, but aren't you kind of young for a chaplain?"
"There's something about you. It's like there's a little light inside you. That's how God is using you."
"Thanks for praying with me. I didn't hear most of what you said, but thanks."
"Are you a pharmacist? You don't belong here."